Battle Cries

[Michael Hopcroft]

Zang! Who is that, striding through the cliffs! It is Michael Hopcroft,
hands clutching a burning branch! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to bruise you like a wrecking ball, then bake cookies!!!"

> [Original Message]
> From: Bruce <madmaxneo at verizon.net>
> To: Off topic chat for Rolemaster <rm-chat at silent-tower.org>
> Date: 11/24/2004 11:45:53 AM
> Subject: RE: Battle Cries
>
> Here's one of my oldest characters now NPC,
>
> Stalking on the mountains, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Oberon! And
> he gives a gutteral bellow:
>
> "I'm going to clobber you until you're a parapalegic, and hijack your
> momma's airplane!!!"
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: rm-chat-bounces at silent-tower.org
> [mailto:rm-chat-bounces at silent-tower.org] On Behalf Of Jay Myers
> Sent: Sunday, October 03, 2004 11:15 PM
> To: RM Chat List; SM Chat List
> Subject: Fwd: Battle Cries
>
> Here's my battle-cry from http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
>
>
> Hark! Who is that, stalking across the wasteland! It is Stud Muffin,
> hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty howl, his voice
> cometh:
>
> "I'm going to hump you until you taste like chicken, and hijack your
> momma's airplane!!!"
>
>
> When you stop and think about it, that's... really odd. "Hump you
> until you taste like chicken?" How long does that take? But at least
> it's a phrase I can use in everyday life. I can't wait to say that to
> a patron at the library!
>
> Hey, don't complain. At least I posted *something*!
>
> Jay
>
> -- 
> Smiting his breast, he reproached his heart with a word.
> Endure, heart; you have endured worse before.
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: donnlap at aol.com <donnlap at aol.com>
> Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 03:43:32 EDT
>
>
> "Avengers Assemble!"
>  
> "Titans...together!"
>  
> "SpoooOOOOOOooon!"
>  
> Battle cries...what would our beloved comic book characters be without
> them?  And why can't us everyday kind of people have our own
> motivating yodel to greet that unwelcome workday with?
>  
> Well, folks--now you can!  Just visit the following site, type in the
> name and sex of the person in need of a battle cry and PRESTO!  You
> get your own individual, unique and often amusing combat
> utterance...including a graphic description of a favored weapon
> (anything from a jeweled whip to a rusty bladed baseball bat) which
> you wield as you advance across some type of setting (from frozen
> tundra to the interior of a candy store.)
>  
> Ready to go find out what YOUR battle cry is supposed to be???  Go to:
>  
> http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
>  
> Good luck!
>  
> Donna
> 8)
>  
>
>
> Who is that, rampaging across the hotel lobby! It is Donna, hands
> clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming howl, her voice
> cometh:
>
> "I'm going to hump you like it's a new extreme sport!"
>
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