Fwd: Battle Cries

[Jay Myers]

Here's my battle-cry from http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php


Hark! Who is that, stalking across the wasteland! It is Stud Muffin,
hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty howl, his voice
cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until you taste like chicken, and hijack your
momma's airplane!!!"


When you stop and think about it, that's... really odd. "Hump you
until you taste like chicken?" How long does that take? But at least
it's a phrase I can use in everyday life. I can't wait to say that to
a patron at the library!

Hey, don't complain. At least I posted *something*!

Jay

-- 
Smiting his breast, he reproached his heart with a word.
Endure, heart; you have endured worse before.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: donnlap at aol.com <donnlap at aol.com>
Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 03:43:32 EDT


"Avengers Assemble!"
 
"Titans...together!"
 
"SpoooOOOOOOooon!"
 
Battle cries...what would our beloved comic book characters be without
them?  And why can't us everyday kind of people have our own
motivating yodel to greet that unwelcome workday with?
 
Well, folks--now you can!  Just visit the following site, type in the
name and sex of the person in need of a battle cry and PRESTO!  You
get your own individual, unique and often amusing combat
utterance...including a graphic description of a favored weapon
(anything from a jeweled whip to a rusty bladed baseball bat) which
you wield as you advance across some type of setting (from frozen
tundra to the interior of a candy store.)
 
Ready to go find out what YOUR battle cry is supposed to be???  Go to:
 
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
 
Good luck!
 
Donna
8)
 


Who is that, rampaging across the hotel lobby! It is Donna, hands
clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming howl, her voice
cometh:

"I'm going to hump you like it's a new extreme sport!"